Sam's 40th Birthday Beer Fest!

PLEASE NOTE THE YEAR IS 2026 NOT 2009!

These are the details and timings people.

It will be a fancy dress party with a naughty nurses theme.

At dinner time we all meet up in the Station in Rishton to warm up.

At 2000hrs we get a joe into Blackburn first pub white bull.

2030hrs to The Grove upstairs where all the women go.

2100hrs To the Malt. We'll have 2 in the Malt because its the best Stella in Blackburn.

2200hrs Bar life so we can dance on the window ledges.

2230hrs That posh Blakeys place to bring it down a peg or two. This is an ideal location for naked bar to be called.
2300hrs. FJ's

2330hrs O'Neills

0001hrs Sir Charles

0300hrs We defecate.

0400hrs They throw us in the cells for D&D.

0700hrs Were released and go to George at Asds to buy some new undies.

1100hrs Back in the Station for an all dayer

1800hrs Train to Preston

1900hrs Black Bull for real ale

2000hrs Grey Friars for cheap ale

2100hrs Assembly for women

2230hrs Tens for strip club fun

2330hrs Tokes for being forcibly removed from tens

0300hrs Defecate again

0400hrs Cells