20. September 2019 - 21:00

Hannah's Pregnancy Party, Stone Henge, Friday, 20. September 2019

Basically guys Hannah is getting a bit broody, and feels as though the biological clock is beginning to tick louder with each passing year. She has decided that if she isn't with child by 20th September 2019 (her 35th Birthday) then she needs to be impregnated, and who better to do it than not one, but ALL of her male friends.

The idea is that we all turn up to Stone Henge, having previously undergone testing for AIDS, Hepatitis, Syphilis, and Gonorrhea and then set about performing some sort of pregnancy dance involving masks, the ritual sacrifice of a goose, bonfires, mutual masturbation, and some fireworks. It'll all culminate in us ejaculating into a mixing bowl and then inseminating Hannah using a turkey baster whilst she's strapped to one of Stone Henges boulders using leather strapping and sellotape.

Then we all sign a legally binding document to ensure none of us ever speak of this night again and make a blood oath never to have the child's paternity tested either.

So are you up for it? Hannah certainly is!!! please get involved. Any girls/girlfriends are welcome to come and watch, we'll need someone to man the tuck shop and hand out soft drinks and orange segments like at a footy match, and if there is enough interest then we'll need someone to hand out 'I fucked Hannah' T-shirts and possibly get involved in some cheerleading to keep everyones spirits up during the half time break. For copyright and legal issues no photography will be allowed though.

It should be a good night, we are currently in talks with scouting for girls to come and play 'she's so lovely' continuously for the 15 hour long event. - hope you can make it!!!

Friday, 20. September 2019, Stone Henge, Hannah's Pregnancy Party

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